I have been ass over elbows in crap this last week. I thought I was gonna come out of Thanksgiving with 8 or 9 posts just chillin. Instead I bit off more then I can chew and have nothing!! I set the "to do" list at Extra Challenging and fell flat....but that's what I do. Reach for the stars, right?
Luckily I have posts that date back to 2006 and some of them are funny.
Here is a repost from 2006 - As you can see my thoughts are about the same now as they were then. I call this one...The Thinker!
As usual, I am busy as hell, and loving every minute of it. It's 1:49 AM and my mind still hasn't stopped. What goes on in there? You don't want to know, or do you? I had a meeting this morning at 10:00 and decided to write down my thoughts, exactly as I thought them in that meeting. No editing, pure raw thoughts.
At 10:03 AM they were as follows:
- F'ck this damn meeting
- F'ck Warranty
- How come I'm not rich,
- Did I get enough done this weekend?
- Damn, everyone in this room has a fat gut.
- If I let myself go like that, sneak up behind me and hit me with a 2x4
- My V.P. Sucks
- My job Sucks
- How come our lady at the front desk isn't Hot.
- Am I that shallow......Yes
- Everything cost f'kin money
- Damn my Mom is going to need help soon
- If I had a Gallardo - I would drive it butt naked with a clown nose on and an afro wig.
- How are all these fat bastards still married and I cant' make my marriage last 6 months
- F' my ex wife
- I should hit some golf balls today
- I got to work harder
- I need more money
- Is my posture as shzitty as his
- I need to get more customers for my small business
- Damn, let me out of this damn room
- Damn Pirates of the Carribean II made 136 million in it's first week
- How much would Pirates in the Hood make, starring Dave Chapelle?
- Snakes on a Plane - What the F'ck
- I could be getting so much done if I wasn't sitting here
- If I had a Gallardo, I would drive it butt naked with tube socks on.
- I wish I could do crunches in this chair
- I need a hot girl before I'm rich, before the Gallardo
- HOW COME I'M NOT RICH
- I wish I had an office
- At half speed I'm twice as good as everyone in this room
- Who in the hell is breathing that heavy
- An office with a bathroom is the shzit
- Run from MTV's Run's house, does he really have that much money?
- I did 110 mph on I-75 on the way to work this morning, I have to put away that Mobb Deep CD
- I need a hot car, I need a hot girl, Shallow Shallow..
- Girls make me loose focus, I need to stay focused
- Snifff, Sniff, Who's breath smells like butt and B.O. ?
- That's "B" B.O., ha ha ha
- Jerry Seinfeld has mad money
- If I had a Gallardo I would pull up to the club in tighty whites and tap shoes, and do the running man.
- I need to make more money
- I'm so frustrated. I need to do some push ups.
- Tiger was the shzit this weekend
- He is focused, and professiona, and rich.
- My golf game sucks, sucks
- Why am I not Rich
- Damn I only slept 3 hours last night
- Nip Tuck is the shzit
- I can't believe I ate a donut on Friday
- The Jefferson's are on TV Land
- I hate the new Lionel the old Lionel is hood
- Who would win, The old Lionel vs Lamont Sanford?
- Aww shzit I"m suppoed to be writing a recco letter for my boy!
- I can't forget to get cat food,
- Damn, I have to go to China again.
- If I had a Gallardo, I would drive it butt-naked with glittery gold cowboy boots and a neck tie
- 10:05 Damn fifty five minutes left.
-MJL
For your Reference: A Gallardo
1 comment:
This is even funnier when you know some of the people you are talking about. But where was the hot receptionist?
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