THE THINKER

THE THINKER

As usual, I am busy as hell, and loving every minute of it. It's 1:49 AM and my mind still hasn't stopped. What goes on in there? You don't want to know, or do you? I had a meeting this morning at 10:00 and decided to write down my thoughts, exactly as I thought them in that meeting. No editing, pure raw thoughts.

At 10:03 AM they were as follows:

• F'ck this damn meeting
• F'ck Warranty
• How come I'm not rich,
• Did I get enough done this weekend?
• Damn, everyone in this room has a fat gut.
• If I let myself go like that, sneak up behind me and hit me with a 2x4
• My V.P. Sucks
• My job Sucks
• How come our lady at the front desk isn't Hot.
• Am I that shallow......Yes
• Everything cost f'kin money
• Damn my Mom is going to need help soon
• If I had a Gallardo - I would drive it butt naked with a clown nose on and an afro wig.
• How are all these fat bastards still married and I cant' make my marriage last 6 months
• F' my ex wife
• I should hit some golf balls today
• I got to work harder
• I need more money
• Is my posture as shzitty as his
• I need to get more customers for my small business
• Damn, let me out of this damn room
• Damn Pirates of the Carribean II made 136 million in it's first week
• How much would Pirates in the Hood make, starring Dave Chapelle?
• Snakes on a Plane - What the F'ck
• I could be getting so much done if I wasn't sitting here
• If I had a Gallardo, I would drive it butt naked with tube socks on.
• I wish I could do crunches in this chair
• I need a hot girl before I'm rich, before the Gallardo
• HOW COME I'M NOT RICH
• I wish I had an office
• At half speed I'm twice as good as everyone in this room
• Who in the hell is breathing that heavy
• An office with a bathroom is the shzit
• Run from MTV's Run's house, does he really have that much money?
• I did 110 mph on I-75 on the way to work this morning, I have to put away that Mobb Deep CD
• I need a hot car, I need a hot girl, Shallow Shallow..
• Girls make me loose focus, I need to stay focused
• Snifff, Sniff, Who's breath smells like butt and B.O. ?
• That's "B" B.O., ha ha ha
• Jerry Seinfeld has mad money
• If I had a Gallardo I would pull up to the club in tighty whites and tap shoes, and do the running man.
• I need to make more money
• I'm so frustrated. I need to do some push ups.
• Tiger was the shzit this weekend
• He is focused, and professiona, and rich.
• My golf game sucks, sucks
• Why am I not Rich
• Damn I only slept 3 hours last night
• Nip Tuck is the shzit
• I can't believe I ate a donut on Friday
• The Jefferson's are on TV Land
• I hate the new Lionel the old Lionel is hood
• Who would win, The old Lionel vs Lamont Sanford?
• Aww shzit I"m suppoed to be writing a recco letter for my boy!
• I can't forget to get cat food,
• Damn, I have to go to China again.
• If I had a Gallardo, I would drive it butt-naked with glittery gold cowboy boots and a neck tie
• 10:05 Damn fifty five minutes left.

-MJL

For your Reference: A Gallardo

No it's not mine, if it was I would be driving it butt naked.........