Saturday, July 15, 2006

Random Post

Ok, I'm just sitting in Panera Bread, doing my blog thing and a woman approaches me, and asks me what I'm doing tonight?

Now, I'm a clean cut, athletic looking young man; what about me made her think that I would go on a date with her? Not to be cruel (but I will)....she looked like Anthony Anderson in the face, with a noticable beard. She had on short shorts with cankles. If I'm getting picked up by woman like this, I need to re-evaluate myself.

To keep everyone on the same page: The definition of Cankle & a pic of Anthony Anderson can be found below. Merge the two, slap on a pair of daisy duke shorts and I have a dinner date.

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.


Anonymous said...

This is what happens when non-attractive women have built up their confidence by men willing to wrestle with wilderbeasts! It is quite common now and days.

Anonymous said...

Next time visiting panera bread may I suggest carrying a readily available blackjack. Preparation is the key to success.

Anonymous said...

I think that this post is very offensive. Thick ankles are often hereditary and not a sign of "morbid" obesity. Society continues take the easy route and poke fun at overweight people including children. This post is not only irrelevant but insensitive, I'm sure many posters will agree.

Anonymous said...

I think the person who posted before me is a fat woman with a face similar to Anthony Anderson and cankles.