Ok, I'm just sitting in Panera Bread, doing my blog thing and a woman approaches me, and asks me what I'm doing tonight?
Now, I'm a clean cut, athletic looking young man; what about me made her think that I would go on a date with her? Not to be cruel (but I will)....she looked like Anthony Anderson in the face, with a noticable beard. She had on short shorts with cankles. If I'm getting picked up by woman like this, I need to re-evaluate myself.
To keep everyone on the same page: The definition of Cankle & a pic of Anthony Anderson can be found below. Merge the two, slap on a pair of daisy duke shorts and I have a dinner date.
Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.