Me, A Germaphobe? NO!

So I’m back in good ol’ Durango Mexico Again. I’m convinced that my stomach ailment from before was attributed to bacteria that my body wasn’t used to. What I like to call: LBB (Loose Booty Bacteria).


I am pretty sure I'm not a full blown Germaphobe, defined by the Urban Dictionary as: Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

.....But, I started to do some reading on germs and traveling risks.

I read the following:

It is unlikely that lice from a person that sat in a seat before you did, will dislodge and hop onto you.
“Ok Cool, I don’t have to worry about lice”.

Then I read:
Bedbugs are different. Bedbugs can be transferred from location to location in suit cases.

ARE YOU SERIOUS! LIKE IN HOTELS!!!!

I continued to read:
These insects wait until nightfall to come out and feed on your blood. They can be found in couches chairs and beds!

What that is telling me, is that if your hotel isn’t clean you are screwed.

CONCLUSION:
If you are checking into a dirty Mexican hotel, just save yourself the trouble, go outside, grab that stray dog that just walked by, and just rub your bare ass and genitals all over his mangy coat.

Now Bedbugs are the least of your worries, and you have just made a new best friend.

(Actually I got this stuff called Steri-Fab from Amazon.com – it’s the truth)

-MJL
Mexico
Bed Bugs
success
Millionaire
Rich